Unse oopun e teim thur wuz Sheeneegaami naemd Ruk. Und unse upon tah seim teim thur wuz a kid weth purfect hair neemed Raito.
Raito founded sa desu noto on da grounds but hei lefted it cuz its on da ground n groundbooks r dirty but he wuz lik k y not so he tooks ie awae. He gut hoam n he killd peps.
Sum guy nemead Eru wuz nawt amused. Sow hei wanteded too catshj tha killah, cuz tha killah had keeled hees baker.
Eru wuz all wtf n he  decidididd to catsh keera. Keera wuz evol n stuff.
Den keera met meesah n meesah wuz scraey butt shae huds a desu notou n crap so raitokun becames a play0r. Und Ryuk videotaped ull hees ‘dates’ weeth hees girlfrenz lololol perv. Meenweil Eru gtos all heis frends too catsh Keera (theiy neamed hum Keerah cuz thry thawgt hei wuz a gal. But sins he wuzn’t very socjal hei oonley gots heis 3 frends Matsoodah, Wotori und Keera’s dad (theiy nemaded heim leik that becuz!). butt keera always new dat eru or reyoozahkey wuz afta heem so he sets ups plan to conquear da wurld. Wit da desu noto desu.
Z0 reeyoozakee wentet 2 da smae unifurcity as jkeera n st00f n dey lyk playd tennniz. Dey both phailed.
Thein zhey wenteded oon e deet, Eye means theiy etated ceek zogethar. And zhey had lotstes efv FUN. Dey eeted fud n dranked driknz. Lyk oosooal. Dey lefted n didnt pae so lulz ppl gots angree. Dey did nawt caer. Boot Misjah saw!! And shei wuz engrey lyk omgwtfbbq!! Sje wunted da 00ze da desu noto desu-kun on da reeyoozakee butt he culdnt be killened cuz he was per0tected bai diploomaetix immuniteh. S0 den he lefted 2 eet maeple syr00p n play hokkie. Ryuk wuz happelee moonching appelz (YUMMIE) whun hez saw Ryoozakeh und Raito togethar. Nuuuuuu he sreameded nuw I ceunt veedeeootapeded heim und heis gurlfrendz. Ruk wentet aemo n zt0f. a0 ruk haxded intou dah peecee of rait0-kun 2 rem0ve alls hees pr0nz LOL. Surfs heem rait ruk sed/  Whun Raito dizkuvered heis pr0n wuz gawn hei wunt ttly craizhey und starteded keeling a lo’ o’ owld peepz and lil cheildren.
Reeyooaki wuz lyk omg d00d wut r u doing u ekeraface n wuz like i shallz infestikeet dis cees. Hei knewed raito-chan wuz behinded eet oll n hei wunted da proov eet 2 da g0furnment.
Raito knewz Eru wunted too proov heis guiltuinezz sow he preintended to neever reumburz zah Desu Noto and hielpl Eru wiz heis invezyegation.n rzaito wuz lyk omgspiffeh n hei helpedededed ERU-SAMA in da infestication/ it pwnded. ’N Misa wunted too helpz 2 (shei wuz speeing o theim). Boot theiy ded nut wunted thot sow theiy l0ked hur oop ein a r00m. sje dndnt minded cuz shes hud klyk tv loll
N rato wuz lyk omgwf erud00d y r u eetin n nevea gdetting faet cuz dats weert. Cuz wan raito qwuz kid he ated lotz of cnaDY n wuz faet. Sou it wuz unfaier. Eroo se dit wuz cuz hes feecteenal charact0r so da sdrawerz never hads 2 draws faet reeoozake. Raito deid nawt eusk anymoar eind wunt af 2 eet chipz ein a ttly EPIC way. OMNOMNOMNOM. Ill taek A ptatou cheep, n eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit desu.
Rito cnotinued nomz0rring n reeoozaki aet fat st00fz./
Meenwheil Matssodah, Woatari und Raito’z dad conteenuud teh invustegatiun while Eru und Raito wur manching own fad-making-yummiez. Und Meisah iventuaally dieded cuz no one ceared 2 feed hur wheil shei wuz steil stook in zah r00m. den raitou wuz lyk ong meesa ur so kawaii wan ur ded lol =^-^= but meesa didnt awns0r lol z0 raito wuz klyk omg betch awnser u hoar buts hei didnt so dey br00k ap. Thien finaly Eru geiv in 2 zah sugah und wunt hypah. Meisah purtable Sheinahgummi gutz iirtateited und keiled Eru. Hei wuz gonnah die anywayz weeth all zath oonheilthy foodz. Rait0 wuz lyk of mol i winned. (n s0rreh fangurlz i was gonna do raep scene but i cnat cuz eru is ded lol)
(Wiez I gots Idee) Boot Eru wook ap furz Joost enufz teim 4 byebye loofmakeeng.
(but den next chapt0r came n we didnt hav room to swruite sex scene sry)
Ufter zat Eru dieded boot et leest Raito wuz happy. He wuz man now!! Ah manlee man. As manlee as lyk arnuls swarchenager. Boot saddnely Mutsoodah shotted heim. OMFG U WUR KEERAH U BUSTARD!!! N den keerasn dad.. oh no he wuz dad forgot 2 tell lulz sry.
Thein everyune who deidn’t dieded Mutsoodah and Neeer hudz a happei leif. Neer neededed cumfort cuz hiz buddiez Mulloh undz Matzz dieded und Meekammee dieded whein he trieded too bald Keerah cjurtsj. S0 insted of da cjurch ter caem lyk a lulcat chriuchj. Wur neer n metttttttt n meek-a-me prayd n stuff/ cuz deyr ded but ghoasts/ dudududududududu.  Den ruk wuz lyk lul  r gonna pewp lon ppl. Sow eveiryune leifed (or deaded) happeily evur aftah! Uwaree.
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